Anyone have a day as bad as this?

Well the thing is you were drunk and being drunk can cause you to do inappropriate things, and no matter how much you regret it, you can't change wat has already happened. The best thing to do now is just to repair the damage that has been caused. Try patching things together, go back to school, apologized for wat you've done, and get your education so you can bolt outta there and start a life elsewhere.